I replied: "I am my mother."
Now, it seems, I am also my father.
I have punned. Twice. Same pun.
And I still think it's funny.
Leopold did not (1).
[At Heathrow - On the way to baggage claim]
Me: I'm going to "skip to the loo."
[20 minutes later - still at Heathrow - waiting to board the "vulgar blue bus"]
Leopold : Where's C.? (2)
Me: She "skipped to the loo, my darlin.'"
1. Though I'm going to operate on the assumption that he just didn't hear me clearly. Because that means it was funny. And I can use it again.
2. That's right fans of early British novels. It's first initial time!